The stock market finally explained! July 28, 2009
finally, a financial book for the masses! Informative, creative, and written in a language anyone can understand. Mr. Hall takes the 'mystery' out of Wall Street, and gives the common "Joe", the education to make an informed decision about playing the stocks. He injects just enough humor to keep you wanting to read more! This is a GREAT read!!!
You write very well and this is a really good story! I haven't finished it yet, but I'm enjoying it very much. Thanks for sharing!
Jenny McCarthy 2008-07-27 12:04:
You write well! Author Steve Weinstein 2008-07-27 11:37:07
Exciting behind the scenes of the dark and dangerous world of stripping very few people know about regarding this type of lifestyle.
Julie Noel 2008-07-27 12:40:07
In the sex scenes, I always feel that when reading this genre (which is my favorite) it is best to make the reader feel more than what is obvious, make it have that extra kick. The story is written to give a great sense of who the characters are and brings more into view of their lives even though the setting is events within a short time. Good piece of work, I enjoyed the story line…... love the Prologue can't wait to finish the read Jillian Dove 2008-08-07 06:11:08
GREAT First line…A++ 5-star all the way
Jillian Dove 2008-09-10 18:55:09
You write very well and your story is compelling and realistic, keep up the good work.
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By J. Darroll Hall
THE LOLLIPOP BOOK ONE
THE LOLLIPOP BOOK TWO
THE LOLLIPOP STRIPCLUB COMPLETE
*“Candy for the sex addict”
NUMBER #19 Best Seller “Amazon” 07/26/2009 (horror/erotic)
KOKOMO FANTASY GIRLS: THE REAL DEAL
AKA (also known as) ‘BAMBI’ SERIES:
BOOK 1: “WELCOME TO MURDERLAND”
BOOK 2: “DYING TO STRIP”
BOOK 3: “DANCING TOWARD DEATH
-NON-FICTION SELF HELP-
FINANCIAL SERIES: WEALTH BUILDING 101
*BOOK ONE: DOUBLE DOWN BOUNCE:
“How to make huge profits in a volatile stock market!”*
(#1 bestseller Warren Buffett’s “intelligent investor’s club” booksite)**
OCTOMOM! AMERICA’S BITCH:
“Why is she Americas most clever (and hated) Bitch?”
FICTION: ROMANCE, ACTION, ADVENTURE, MYSTERY, THRILLER
THE CANDYLAND STRIPCLUB
ONE HOUR IN BED
The erotic adventures of AJ Halland series
QUEST FOR PEACE
A family saga/epic non-fiction
THE APPALACHIAN PASSAGES
OCTOMOM! AMERICA’S BITCH BY J DARROLL HALL
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used factitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or deceased, is entirely coincidental.
All rights reserved. No part of this manuscript may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or review. For information contact the author at Jdarrollhall@comcast.net
Dedicated to my children who encouraged me to write!!
You have my love and thanks for all time….
And to Terri who provided me the tools to complete it.
J Darroll Hall OCTOMOM! AMERICA’S BITCH
It is not often in the annals of America’s vast and wonderful history that we are blessed to have such a bountiful and rewarding birth; and the after-birth that follows such a watershed gusher of emotionally diverse and controversial diatribe that seems to follow such a ‘litter’al event.
Get the hell over it naysayers! Even god himself couldn’t have shown more of a true sense of humor as when he laid Octomom at our collective doorsteps to cuddle, support, and learn about. And to love as she walks thru life with the placenta of her actions and pure spunk hanging and dragging behind her leaving a slimy trailing stench of rotting afterbirth of opinions.
Whether you feel, she is a greedy, selfish, opportunistic, self-promoting, un-motherly, and overall piece of fecal matter of a mother, and human being or not. Ya, just can’t help but watch the train wreck of a life, and existence that is unfolding before the captivated eyes of the American public, and the collective press worldwide.
Octomom is a ‘once in a lifetime’ Phenom, that you will say to friends, “had her fucking ‘fifteen’, now go the hell away!” But secretly in the confines of home and hearth, you just can’t get enough of watching the world’s longest train-wreck of a life unfold before the eyes of you, America, and the world of the world.
On this side of the fence you find the people who, want to take her by the throat and shake and squeeze until the evil in her black eyes, fade off into the bowels of Hades, where you truly believe she belongs, and is divined for; without dragging those poor little Octopups with her. You know in your heart she is a dark and evil creature, raised up to inflame the beliefs your own faith has instilled within you about just ‘plain ole, right and wrong.’
As well on this side, you have the suckerfish, (very similar to Octomom btw) who just can’t wait to take any stance, right or wrong again, just to steal away some of this creatures bright media spotlight, and then you too are basking it all its glory and weighty celebrity. (Very similar to what this writer, “Mahwah,” is doing right now!) “Can you hear me now Gloria Allred?”
If only I could ascribe or aspire to being such a good media-whore, and see the best train wreck well in advance, so as to “succubus’ that big, long and ‘uncut twenty-four hour’ media schlong. Unfortunately as a mere wordsmith, I just can’t file some dribble of crap, called, “friend of the court petition,” and instantly inject myself into the entire experience; like, “I,” of all people, just have some obligation, ordained by “god” to be the biggest fucking busybody ever created in, ‘Red’! Ah, to become such a succubus, the dream of any writer or creative mind! “Do you sense envy and admiration? Correct assumption, Grr’asshop’per!”
Our good and wonderful friend Michael, is up above dancing his proverbial ass off, while whipping his golden glitter glove, onto his girly man nuts and shouting down; “I’ll never be your gravy, train or wreck, ever again ‘red media money whore’!.. HA, ha,” he screeches, in his highest octave tenor, and prances off with the wee little ones, in tow about him, playing his pan flute, and while singing, “Beat it’... bee…auch!” Which will become his new unreleased heavenly single, due out soon on Godspank/Angle elite records, and is now Michael’s own spiritual music publishing company. He is the true King after all, and what else did you expect he might be fondling in his ‘spiritual king’dom.
On the flip side of the black, evil do Sayers, that seem to be the predominate, are the white and good. Octofans who see within this; some divinity and purpose of a little understood Hollywood god, who would choose this holy reincarnate, to spread open her holy thighs and discharge in massive post-spermatic bursts like thunderous roars, little suckling Octopup after Octopup. This holy event, not complete until eight Octopups lay scattershot about like carnage of such a godly event of biblical proportions it ordained to become. Reference; Guinness book of godly records.
What you will find in the following pages are both sides of the issue and controversy, in a clearly laid out manner for all side to see and digest and make your own informed decision, (prior to the sending Octomom to hell, or canonization) and all that makes this ‘the train wreck’ of the new millennia, so far. You will have to agree this experience laid before us will be “a gift that will keep on giving” for many generations come. Think what will happen if one Octopup, should become a new Octodad, the gift that, goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on…
BONUS BOOK THE COMPLETE OCTO DICTIONARY A MUST HAVE COMPENDIUM TO, OCTOMOM: AMERICAS BITCH
Footnote: Octopussy is a wholly owned subsidiary of “James Bonds dick;” (penis, or cock when erect). Any unauthorized use, abuse, licking, tongue; lashing, or their-in inserting, whether rapid or slowly, banging, pounding, fart creating, slick/wet making, stroking, fuching, diddling, friggin, polishing, glazing, or embarrassing invasion by small penetrator, shagging, beat that, suck, share, gang-bang, and or anything else you might come up with to try, and or do to Octopussy without the express written permission of James bonds dick is strictly prohibited by law. Perpetrators who violate this law are subject to the full weight of Chubby Broccoli’s giant member attacking you unmercifully.
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